my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
the first boy i want my gang to kill is the one who told my teacher i had actually got an answer wrong that she had accidentally marked correct on my geology test so it went from 50/50 to 49/50. im never goin to forget. i was 11
- Employer: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
- Me: Hella
- Employer: Welcome aboard
i feel like hawaii doesnt even give one single shit about whats going on theyre just like are we even america whatever brah gotta go catch this sick wave down on beach hakalouilouitatamikilikiouha